Espresso

For some reason my espresso shots have all been absolutely amazing ‘god shots’ this week. I don’t think I am doing anything different and I have been using a variety of beans so it isn’t just one spectacular roast. Still, I can’t really complain.

Maybe it goes something like this:

For i=1:1:CourseWorkDone
    Stress++;
    NeededProcrastination++;
    For j=1:1:24
        DesparationFactor = j * (Stress^2+NeededProcrastination^2)^0.5;
        TotalCoffees = TotalCoffees + HaveXCoffees(DesparationFactor);
    End
End
Printf(‘TotalCoffees’);

While Total < SafetyMargin
    HaveXCoffees(1)
    TotalCoffees++
End

CoffeeQuality(TotalCoffees);

2 Responses to “Espresso”

  1. catariya

    that is the lamest (read coolest) thing I’ve ever seen!

  2. Neil

    Ina was convinced she would be the only person to find that entertaining. I believe she underestimated our friends!

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